Malaysian Politics

Does Malaysian politics puzzle you? Don't worry, yours truly had gone through the touble and try to translate what all of the policies you see today actually meant.

1. Undergraduates are not allowed to take part in any political parties/activities - In Malaysia "Political Parties" meant "Opposition Parties". Just in case you are that ignorant, it means don't go to any rally where you see Rockets, Two Crescent Moons, A Full Moon or rallies that does not have the Scale in it. So if you want to take part in political activities (and it happens you are a undergrad) and do not want any lawsuits against you, just make sure you join the correct symbol


2. You are a threat to national security - It means it is a threat to the government. Why use the term "national security"? That's because they can use it as an excuse to throw you in ISA and never be heard again.


3. Such actions/activities will jeopardise racial intergration - This only apply if that activity consists of all Chinese, Indian or dan lain-lain.
   


4. "**insert a government-funded project** is going to cost one billion ringgit" - This sentence though it sounded like a normal human language is actually encrypted by a top-government device. After decoding it, it will sound like this "Only 100 million will go into the project while the other 900 million will go to my new 100 room mansion with a 1km swimming pool".

Well I guess that's all from now. If you have anymore to add you can post a reply to this entry.