Friday, February 02, 2007

Excuse me Mr. PM (Part II)...

Dear Mr. Lah, I am sorry that I was harsh on you in my previous entry. Since you are still new.. like, you know, MORE THAN THREE YEARS in the office and since you are still a n00b in the office I am going to cut you some slack since you still have EVERYTHING a lot of things to do. I mean of course there's still lots of things to do, I mean, your son-in-law and your son still haven't reach multi-trillionaire status and you still haven't send your predecessor to the grave because you still haven't dismantle enough of his policies. So yeah, I am going to cut you some slack here today and instead of "lying" about how bad you are I am going to suggest a few things on how to boost your image online.

I mean c'mon, don't tell me you decide to condemn us all and the internet all together when you can embrace us and stop listening to our constant nagging about your sampans and private jets and your broken rice bowl family members right? I mean calling us liars and having your lackeys suing us for defamation will only cause a huge retaliation from us so why fight us when you can make us work for WITH you (still remember this quote?)

First up I suggest you stop wasting the people's money by sending space tourists to space or building sports centres on other people's soil and start spending those money on ICT infrastructure. Start a nationwide fibreoptics cabling project that ensure everyone in Malaysia can stay connected. Lease those lines to ISPs, so that there won't be only one fucked up dominating ISP who don't give a flying fuck about its subscribers and in the meantime people can get affordable high speed broadband (high speed as in 5 to 10Mbps not that 512kbps or 1Mbps shit that we are offered now). Think about it, this is a win-win situation here. First, you get to educate a whole nation with the internet and you will finally get all the love from bloggers throughout the nation that you sooo wanted all this while since you had gave what most bloggers in Malaysia wanted even more than sex... a decent internet connection.

As a plus, you will get more foreign IT base investments to boost the dead MSC. People might finally start looking this way for a start instead of that nearly invisible red dot down south.

So yeah, I do hope you can think about it and stop threatening us for a change.

P.S: And please tell all your lackeys that the Internet is not just for porn! It's a disgrace how so many government officials can only think of porn whenever the internet is mention.

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