Friday, September 30, 2005

Initial D: Malaysia Stage

Me, Melvin and Yu Xin was discussing what would happen if Project D (the illegal road racing team from Initial D Fourth Stage) ever came to Malaysia to challenge the road racers here. Warning: Explicit content

**some place in Malaysia**

Ryosuke: So what information had you got about our opponents?

Team member 1: Well it seems to me that the road racers here have very low knowledge about cars. Their driving skills are horrible at best and they prefer to race in highways other than mountain passes like us.

Ryosuke: Any information about their cars?

Team member 1: It seems that most of the drivers here drive an underpowered 1.5litre car that looks like a direct Evo 3 rip-off called a Wira. The most powerful of them all is the 1.8litre car which looks like a horrible clone of the Evo 8 called the Wajah. All of the cars are heavily modded and look ugly too most of them have blinding xenon lights and unmatching neon lights. There is also another car which seems to be quite popular among racers here. It's a Move wannabe car called the Kelisa. It is seriously underpowered.

Ryosuke: I see. I think we had wasted a trip here to Malaysia here then. I will go cancel the battles with the leader then.

Ryosuke walks to the "clan" leader

Ryosuke: I think we will cancel the race. It seems to me that you guys can't match us in terms of skills and horsepower.

Leader: Kanina, what are you talking about? Why you scared to race with us ar?

Ryosuke: Its not that. Its just that your cars....

Leader: Ma hai, you think u drive RX-7 dunnit die ar? Scared to race us say la. I know we too good for you. Scared say scared la say we lousy.

Ryosuke: Very well if you insist then we shall race. Keisuke! Get ready.

After the race... (which is clearly won by Keisuke)

Leader: Kanina, you all damn cheater one. Use this type of cars to bully people. Hate people like you. Know your car beri fast still want to bully people. Nebermind you wait. I call my blah-duhhoot you.

Ryosuke to Team member 1: Sigh~ Why do we have come to this shit hole to race?

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