Who wants to be a good MP?

Tired of being a puppet of our party? Tired of getting totally no developments for your constituency because your boss don't take you seriously? Well don't despair! If you are a people's MP and want what is good for your people yours truly had the perfect solution for you

Try killing yourself today!!!!! **

We see it in Machap and we see it again in Ijok, a dead MP is a good MP. So if you really want to bring development to your constituency with zero red tape ending your life is the perfect way to go.

So what are you waiting for YBs? Try it now and don't hesistate!


**Only applicable to MPs from a ruling party with more than 90% majority.