Four Days...

Four days is all we had left before I say goodbye to most of my friends and housemates as they will move on to their next phase of life while I am still stuck here.

Four days, is all we had left in our fate will reach its final destination as we make a transit in the next station of life as I remain on this very train.

Four days, is all we had left to laugh, shout and whine before we might not have the chance to do it again.

Four days, is all we had left before we wish that we can relive our University days.

Goodbye to all my close friends. Goodbye Yu Xin. Goodbye Melvin. As together we form the "Steel Triangle". Goodbye Cow Cow (Liang Peng) as I will miss our arguments over politics and your bragging ;). Goodbye Kenneth and may we meet in Azeroth once you graduated. Goodbye KK as I will miss your humourous banters and your carefree attitude towards life. Goodbye Cuin Hao, our only "female" housemate. Goodbye to Ice, one of my best friend in MMU ever since Alpha, don't always say I forget about you haha. Goodbye to everyone that had cross paths with me and will be graduating this year.

Goodbye and thanks for all the memories. May all of you have a nice journey on the next train of life. God Bless.

P.S: To those who don't know, I still have one more trimester to go before I officially graduate which unfortunately falls on the 3 trimester. So you guys should be able to see me then ;)

OMFG~ IT'S FINALLY OFFICIAL!!!!

Starcraft 2 IS OFFICIAL BABEH~~~~ OMFG it's been like... almost a freaking decade since they left this great universe they had created. After scrapping the console-only third person action game Ghost just a few months before its release date had a lot of fans guessing is Starcraft 2 in the horizon? I mean Blizzard did cancel their adventure click-em' up Warcraft Adventures and went straight to Warcraft 3. Fuck all that, it's now finally official! The sequel to the legendary myth-like game Starcraft is finally announced!

In a very typical Blizzard fashion, there is NO release date (talk about hyping the crowd eh?). I am guessing a 2008 release date to coincide with it's 10th anniversary.

It's normal for MPs...

And so the great Nazri said:

“The two MPS were not giving speeches in the House, in which they can be accountable if their speech text had the offending words.

“I’m sure they didn’t have an agenda against Fong.

“But if they had offended women in general, that is another matter altogether. Then it’s up to them to apologise to women in general,” he added.

Nazri said it was unfortunate that the press had played up the incident, adding that it was part and parcel of parliamentary debates, and parliamentarians should not be easily offended by the heckling between one another.

Such unguarded outbursts always happen during debates and unfortunately the press had played up the issue, he said. -Source-

So you are telling me MPs (both from ruling party and opposition alike) insulting each other and acting as if they never even graduate from primary school is part and parcel of a "normal" parliamentary debate? You are telling me that any angry MP can just say something sexists and to a certain degree, sexually harrass, the other MP is normal? Didn't that Fong guy just said that bosses will be fine if they fail to take action to sexual harassment allegations? I see double standards here?

If you say insulting MPs during debates are normal, Mr. Nazri sir, then fuck Vision 2020 and set our vision to Vision 20,200BC where we can beat and insult each other like cavemen. Heck, you can accelerate this vision by canceling off a need for a Parliament, since a whole lot of us Malaysians don't even know shit about the essence of democracy and support Political Parties just like how we support their favourite EPL football teams, might as well turn this into an authoritarian state. So abolish democracy I say, if we can't become first World by 2020 let's be First World (from the bottom up) by then!

Yeah... so they apologise... so?

So those two motherless monkeys finally apologise. So? Its not they are even strip of their MP rights or anything. Heck, given Malaysians poor memory I say this issue will be swept under the rug and people will forget all about it in another 2 weeks max.

Heck, given our fucked up memories I don't even think they will get voted out if they were to contest their seats in the coming GE. Maybe Malaysians do deserve motherless monkeys to represent us after all.

Najib to be fine then?

Hmmm... it is said here that employers will face up to RM10k fine if they fail to investigate complaints on sexual harassment. So does that mean that Najib, as the BN Whip need to be fine since he fail to even "try" to investigate complaints against his MPs regarding the "bocor" comments?

IMHO, such comments are consider as a form of sexual harassment whether it is consider as a joke or otherwise. So Datuk Fong, you dare to fine your boss?

Wow, nice solution folks~

You just gotta love the way we do things you know. We have here a woman who faces deportation along with her child just because she was illegally adopted when she was young.

So now tell me, you have a woman here who was illegally adopted from another country and now she's going to pay for a mistake she had never make? You are telling me this woman here is guilty for getting adopted? So what is the immigration officials trying to prove? That we are a bunch of sadistic freaks that love to see a woman and child getting deported to a place they don't even know? If its about sending a message to tell people not to illegally adopt children, then punish the people who adopted her instead.

Birthday Post + Pics

Ok ok, I know my birthday was like... 5 days ago. I admit, I was lazy got too preoccupied for my second life... in Azeroth (and the Outlands too). But heck, who cares, better late then never. Alright before I post the pixies, I wanna say a big thank you to everyone who had celebrated my birthday with me.

A big thank you to my housemates Loki (my dear roomie), Yu Xin a.k.a Mashimaro, YC, Porno-King Wei Kin, Ah Fong, Kensou and our only "female" in the house Cuin Hao :P. Also I would like to thank my semi-housemates Melvin (fellow IT-steel-triangle member) and Eu Jin. Next up I would like to say thank you to my ex-Alpha groupmate Kenneth, my fellow coursemates Alan and close friend "Mr.Cow-head" Liang Peng a.k.a Dunia Seng (yeah I know he will kill me when he read this but.. who cares? :P). Also a very big thank you to TG for all the 20 sticks of satay celups that you had treated me.. RIGHT AFTER MY SECRET RECIPE DINNER >_<. Love you dude (no not in a gay type of way), you are indeed a great friend ^_^. Last but not least I would like to thank my one and only girlfriend for celebrating my 2nd birthday together. May we celebrate our birthdays together until... eh.. erm... forever! (sorry for being cheesy there... can't think of a more romantic line to say). I love you dear ^_^. Alright here are the pixies:

My Birthday Cake.






Me "pretending" to cut the cake.







Group pic with my girlfriend holding the camera.




Was forced to French Kiss in front of the camera but hey, what can I say? I'm camera shy... ^_^


Last but not least I would like to say thank you to all who had wished my during my birthday. They are, my primary schoolmate Ivan, Aunty Kaiseen, Vian, Justine (2nd time for being late ^_^), Geraldine (hey, you still remember me ^_^), Stanley, my God-Sis Man Shuang, my ex-camp "fu dao yuan" Sharon, my good bro Wei Hoong (hey, better late then never bro ^_^), Wilz, Mei Chee, Ghia Yee, Hei Lek, Chau Yee (who overslept and wished me on the 4th :P), my cousin sis whom I had known almost all my life Pearly, secondary school belle Hwee Koon, Yen Ching (38 girl... one day difference only.. no wonder we so 38 -.-"), my junior Joanne, Wei Lung and my two bratty, annoying yet sometimes lovable brothers whom one is a Cow and the other's an Elf... and not forgetting my parents ^_^ for giving me an "ang pow" of RM200 ^_^. Love you guys so much. Can't wait to annoy the hell out of you guys when I am back in another two weeks.. heh ^_^

I think that's all. Don't think I had missed out anyone :P. Thanks again guys and gals. Really appreciate all your wishes and your willingness to fork out your time to help me celebrate. Don't think we will have this sort of chance again in the future. Thanks again guys...... especially to my one and only love, my girlfriend. ^_^

Bad times for Malaysian females?

Its sad to see how our Malaysian society seems to crumble in front of our eyes every passing day. Just try to open the newspapers and the chances of coming upon a sex related crime is very high. In The Star alone there seems to be a total of 6 cases in four days alone. These cases are just reported ones... I just can't bring myself to think about the actual unreported figures. Are the police too busy tending to shutting down opposition ceramah's that they had forgotten their duty? Is Pak Lah as the Minister of Internal Security taking notice?

Here's a compiled list of sex-related crimes during the past week. Feel free to add if I miss out anything.

Admin assistant charged with seven sexual offences

Nearly raped at her college

Teen alleges first date rape

15-year-old raped by odd-job worker

Cops to question veteran singer

Counsellor molested me, alleges student

Thank you Ijok!

Thank you Ijok for sending the correct message to the BN! Thank you for telling them how much we love them. How we are all S&M freaks who love to be intimidated by violence. How we are willing to exchange our votes with our own money (hey, its taxpayers' money afterall).

Thank you for showing the BN how much we trust them. Thank you for telling them that we believe only the BN can bring development to this country. Thank you for telling them that Malaysians love Mat Rempits.

Thank you Ijokians. You guys totally made the right choice yesterday.

Who wants to be a good MP?

Tired of being a puppet of our party? Tired of getting totally no developments for your constituency because your boss don't take you seriously? Well don't despair! If you are a people's MP and want what is good for your people yours truly had the perfect solution for you

Try killing yourself today!!!!! **

We see it in Machap and we see it again in Ijok, a dead MP is a good MP. So if you really want to bring development to your constituency with zero red tape ending your life is the perfect way to go.

So what are you waiting for YBs? Try it now and don't hesistate!


**Only applicable to MPs from a ruling party with more than 90% majority.

Open Letter to Record Frenzy Blog Owner(s)

Dear Records Frenzy Blog Owners,

First and foremost I would like to say that I can't stop agreeing with you guys on these record-breaking "frenzy" that's been plaguing some MMU students' organization. But the real motive behind my open letter is to give a friendly advice to you which is NEVER EVER REVEAL YOUR IDENTITIES PLEASE. Unless of course, you guys want to experience a few months of hell that I had personally experience if not, then its wise to keep your identities as secretive as Peter Parker kept his.

I also suggest that you guys lay low for a while as one wrong move might reveal all your identities. With that I am going to wish you guys good luck and don't get caught. You guys are doing a the right thing by bringing awareness to both the students and staff despite your ways of implementation is a bit extreme.

Yours sincerely,
Justin

Wrestlemania 23 Thoughts and Reviews

Yeah I know, Wrestlemania 23 was shown like almost 2 weeks ago but hey, blame it on my low bandwidth.

WARNING: SPOILERS BELOW


Opening Match - Money in the Bank Ladder Match: Mr. Kennedy v Randy Orton v Matt Hardy v Jeff Hardy v Finlay v Edge v CM Punk v King Booker

A solid match with Mr. Kennedy coming on top which is much to my delight because I kinda love Mr. Kennedy's gimmick. A bit like The Rock's but with a few personalized touch here and there. The match is none other then a spot fest with some major bumps here and there. The highlight of the match is when Jeff Hardy puts Edge through the ladder. The bump itself is very unnecessary IMHO because it serves nothing but to shorten Jeff's career (or whatever that is still left in him).

Match Rating: 8 out of 10 stars


2md Match - The Great Khali v Kane

This match is nothing but a bore fest. I would rather see two polar bears fighting each other than to watch this match. Good thing is, this match is short. Note to the bookers of WWE: Next time if you want to book a "battle of the giants" match, put them in a sumo match.

Match Rating: 0.5 out of 10 (the 0.5 is because the kept the match short)


3rd Match - US Championship: Chris Benoit v MVP

I am kinda surprise at how technical MVP can go. It is as though Chris Benoit had given him a wrestling class before their match up. Kinda solid but short. It would deserve more stars if it were any longer. Match ends with Benoit nailing MVP with the diving headbutt.

Match Rating: 7.5 out of 10 (could be better if they would just give this two more time by canceling of the previous match)


4th Match - World Heavyweight Championship: Batista v Undertaker

This is ridiculous, the entrance is nearly the length of the match itself. The match according to wrestling sites is clocked at 15 minutes and 47 seconds. Given the amount of time the Undertaker takes to crawl into the ring I say it is about 6 to 8 minutes. Given that this match is consider one half of the main-event, it should be around 20 to 30 minutes at least. There's so little to build up in this match given just 16 minutes. At least these two men had did quite a job to make full use of the 16 minutes allocated to them. Lots of false finishes but in the end the Undertaker nailed a victory with a tombstone piledriver on Batista. Seriously, does the Undertaker need another victory in Wrestlemania? He had already won all 14 of his previous Wrestlemanias already. Wouldn't it be nice if the bookers would just push Batista even higher by ending the Deadman's 14-0 streak? Or does Vince McMahon wants to rewards his most loyal employee by giving him an undefeated winning streak in Wrestlemania until the day he retires? Hmmm...

Match Rating: 7 out of 10 (this is a main even dammit, why is it only 16 minutes long?)


5th Match: ECW Originals v ECW New Breed

This match is uber short. Maybe the only reason why they decide to place this one on the cards is to finally give the ECW Originals (Sandman, Dreamer, Sabu and RVD) excluding RVD, a chance to shine in the grandest stage in professional wrestling. Match is over very quickly with Sandman and Dreamer doing mostly nothing. Sabu had some screentime but heck, it does no justice to this great risk taker. The Originals win after RVD hit a frogsplash on Matt Striker.

Match Rating: Too short to even rate.


Battle of the Billionaires: Umaga on the side of Vince McMahon v Bobby Lashley on the side of Donald Trump (If Umaga lost McMahon gets his hair shaved and vice versa)

An entertaining match with zero wrestling involve maybe a part of it is due to people wanting to see either billionaire getting their head shave off. Most of the entertaining parts come from none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin who serves as the special guest referee of that match. After getting bashed by Umaga a couple of times, a pissed rattlesnake hit a Stone Cold stunner on the Samoan before getting speared by Lashley and thereby winning the match. The "head shaving ceremony" is funny largely due to McMahon's over selling. Still I really wish Donald Trump loses and got his head shaved instead. I mean c'mon, that ugly combover of his simply got to go.


WWE Championship: John Cena v Shawn Michaels

A very lengthy entrance with Michaels coming out with the DX theme. I was hoping he would come out to his original Heartbreak Kid theme because seeing him dance to the DX theme looks kinda.... stupid. Cena's entrance is even worse, with a nicely editted video of him "drifting" on the streets of Detroit before crashing into the arena. Well this confirms my theory that if Cena is a wrestler here, his gimmick would be none other than a Mat Rempit's. The match is not bad. It is build up nicely which is carried by Michaels. Lots of in-ring psychology is involved and it ended nicely with a great counter-frenzy finish. With Cena and Michaels both countering each other's finishers and just before you think Michaels finally escaped the FU, he got locked on the STFU in the middle of the ring and which he is force to tap. I seriously wished that Michaels would had won this match instead. That would be like a fairy tale ending for Wrestlemania. I mean can't the let a guy who had not held any gold for 9 years hold it one last time before losing the title on Backlash? Cena had accomplished nearly everything in his career and by letting him win proves nothing in his already shiny resume.

Match Rating: 8 out of 10

Overall this Wrestlemania is ok. Not the best definitely but still, it is quite entertaining.

Overall Rating: 7 out of 10

Bloggers Registration Act (BRA)??

Ah... much had happened lately when I was away busy with my life. First we had some deputy "ass licking" minister who is trying to please his master by saying that Bloggers should register. Then Mr. Bloggersbane echoed the same shit.

Seriously, these people must had read to much comics lately. Are they such big fans of Marvel's latest crossover event Civil War that tells the tale of a certain Superheroes' Registration Act where all superheroes are forces to register and reveal their identities? Or maybe they are a big fan of Alan Moore's classic Watchmen that they want to reenact the Keene Act (which bans unregistered "costumed adventurers") onto the bloggers?

I mean I had had it with all this labeling of us being liars and rumormongers. How these people want to decide for us what we think, what we read and how we dress or even how much money we make. Look if Malaysia is a fascist state or even a communist state I would understand. BUT WE ARE A FREAKIN' DEMOCRATIC COUNTRY FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!! Democracy means freedom. Democracy means WE the PEOPLE decides what is BEST for the country. Democracy means that WE the PEOPLE decides who WE CHOOSE to represent them. Democracy means WE can think for ourselves.

So maybe the 90+% majority the PEOPLE had given to the BN had inflated their egos so big that they forgotten is their real boss that voted them or who decides for them. So Mr. Blogsbane and Mr. Shaziman (which his name coincidentally sounded like a superhero wannabe) please be reminded that it is us to decide for you and not the other way round.

By the way, can I sue all these people for "defaming" me on the mainstream press? So check out this funny piece about this issue by Fazri which pays a little tribute to the movie 300.

I am registered. Are you?

I registered last year just 3 days after my 21st birthday last year. What's with all the hurry you say? Simple, I just want to be a registered voter so I can exercise my right as a rakyat. I want my vote to count. I want my vote to make a difference.

So what is one vote going to make a difference? Of course just my one vote may not make a difference but what if everyone thinks of it that way? What if the 70% of the age group of 21 to 35 which HAD NOT registered had that thinking? Can you imagine how many votes that is wasted here (around 4.9 million votes)? There are currently 10.3 million registered voters in Malaysia and 4.9 million unregistered voters almost make up half of that amount. So can you imagine how much difference that would make if a snap elections is called anytime soon?

Do you think that unregistered voters have the right to even criticise or discuss any unfair policies which are passed by the government in the future when they themselves do not even want to get their lazy asses to register? Do you think they had the right to even raise a single word of protest if next time there's another toll or petrol hike? IMHO, these people should shut up. Because they deserve what is coming to them. They deserve the corruption that is running rampant in this country, they deserve the high crime rates and most of all they will deserve the government that they dislike that will get voted in the future.

So what are you all unregistered voters waiting for? Just get your ass to the nearest post office to register. To MMU students who had hit 21 and yet to register there's no fucking excuse. The post office is just right inside the campus itself. So just go and register your ass next time you pay your bills. To bloggers who are not registered as a voter yet, ask yourself this: do you want to be constantly defamed by Ministers, MPs and even the PM himself? If your answer is no then go ahead and register so we can kick their asses by not voting for their party.

Disappointed

I am standing outside the circle frowning. Months ago I was part of it. Months ago I thought this circle is a strong one. Now, I am outside it looking inside clinging on to someone inside it refusing to let go.

Should I let go? I had asked myself countless of times lately. Should I just let go and fall into oblivion since I am not needed anymore? That I am there not because they want me to? But because I am a convenience?

My hands are weak now... after what I had witness and experienced today I am letting my hands loose slowly. Isn't there anyone inside that cares about me anymore? I needed help and no one volunteered. Did they even notice that I am drifting away? Or they are secretly hope that I am gone? Maybe they should just tell me... so that I can just let go and fall into the abyss of loneliness below before another circle picked me up again....Maybe I should be Rorschach and wander the streets alone..

Why am I not surprise?

Why am I not surprise when I read this report (but it is still worrying though)? Nearly half of the surveyed teenagers do not even have friends outside of their race. Even worse, even less of the students thought of it as an issue.

Of course I don't blame these young ignorant minds. Its the way they are brought up that is to be blame. I mean come on, they are being taught to grow up to hate each other by their parents. Even our leaders are setting a bad example here. First we had some keris-waving-minister shouting some racists remarks and even threaten to kill too. Then we have some blame-Singapore-Menteri-Besar objecting to "bangsa" Malaysia and even something that resembles the theory of a certain now defunct party about an uber race.

So the question now is, are parents concern about educating the children about the importance of racial tolerance? Are our country leaders ready to stop playing racial politics and start promoting national unity? Are we all, the adult population , ready to open up our minds and learn to accept people of different skin colour and religion?

What is equally worrying is the fact that there seems to be a lack of interest in general knowledge among teenagers. Again I don't think these kids are to blame for any of it. Just look at our educational system. We are encouraging nothing more then asking these poor kids to swallow as many subjects as possible so that they can vomit everything out during their examinations. Our educational system is so A's crazy that parents are simply encouraging their children to study more and care less about anything else. The media ain't helping either. They are always glorify these A's whores such as this muthafuckers here and this lifeless bitch here as if they are some kind of role models for the younger ones. Even the teachers are now more interested in teaching their students on how to score in the their subjects then what the students should really learn from the subject. With so many straight A's students our education system is producing, are kids these days getting any smarter or are they just a bunch of fucking mindless A-chasing zombies?

It is about time we wake up and face the painful truth we are facing today. Racial integration is failing, students does not give shit when it comes to things that is apart from their studies and we are playing a major part of turning our teenagers in it.

Another one bites the dust~

I just can't stop singing along with Queen after reading about another "Ambulance caused death" and this time it's because all of the ambulance is out of fuel.

This is definitely a "WTF"-worthy scenario here. How in Chua's name can an ambulance run out of petrol let alone "all the ambulances were out of petrol"? What? Those ambulance petrol costs are not covered in the budget? I thought as part as the emergency response team that is responsible and dedicated to SAVE PEOPLE'S LIFE, each and every ambulance should be in top condition and ready to go round the clock?

Is Chua Soi Lek so obsessed with fastfood chains in Malaysia that he had forgotten his top priority? Or maybe he is busy surfing the internet for some gruesome photos about the side effects of smoking for his planned campaign? With such outrageous deaths caused by ambulances of late why not just commission those guys at the nearest funeral parlour to bring in the "patients" instead?

And you think the infamous late respond time for the average Malaysian ambulance is bad sheesh...

So does this mean you guys admit that you had screw up big time?

Hmmm.. According to The Star

A higher class of trainers and better health facilities at the training camps. These are the immediate measures being taken to improve the national service (NS) programme.

Erm... Isn't that what is suppose to be done like way back when NS is in its planning phase? So does that mean that the government had admit that the NS is a half-ass plan all along? Or they are trying to use the software prototyping technique that the government first comes out with an incomplete plan and the (forced) testers which are the trainees, are there to test it?

So why not suspend the NS completely until the government had time to replan, upgrade and maybe if they are smart enough, find out what went wrong?

How long before the big boys come knocking?

If you miss out on The Star's Wong Chun Wai's piece last Sunday here it is and yes I am becoming to like this guy. He had been quite a "mainstream spokesperson" for bloggers these days. But the big problem is this. How long more can Wong Chun Wai speak honestly in his column about blogs before the big boys from Putrajaya comes knocking on his door and ask him to shut up?

I mean if they can do this they can do anything.

Disgusted

What's with this shit? The tourism Minister said something stupid and he still escape this whole ordeal unscathed. Then he push the blame to Nila Tanzil and the reporters at Sin Chew and poor Nila got suspended from her job (source: Susan Loone).

Fuck honesty. Telling the truth will get you nothing but shit. I know this all too well. Fuck, this scenario closely resembles mine that this pisses me so bad. Is this because, in the words of Jack Nicholson in a Few Good Men, simply "can't handle the truth"? Is the truth so ugly for them that they prefer to listen to nothing but lies? Or is the truth is so unbearable that the truth-bearer are considered as liars?

Don't worry Nila I am with you all the way. Don't let some stupid Tourism Minister of ours get to you and keep you from telling the truth.

As for Ku Nan, don't think that we bloggers will simple forget what you had said and done. No amount of excuse can make us forgive you. Unless of course you openly apologise to all bloggers and also to Nila but then again that will be the day when hell freezes over.