We need answers Pak Lah not empty promises....

Where are all the money you had saved in the last petrol hike? What had you done with it? All thrown into the elections machinery which you had lost badly? Thrown into those half-ass corridors that seems to be going the way of Grandpa Corridor (the MSC)?

Where had all the tax money for buying a car gone to? To all the RM10k tiang lampu which is aplenty in Johor Bahru? Or is it the RM300 tong sampahs in Melaka? Or that magical screw driver which costs hundreds of dollars EACH?

Are you still going to send another piece of space junk by the name of angkasawan to space at the expense of petrol subsidies? Where is the public transport upgrade you promised us when petrol just turned RM1.92?

Will there be tax rebates for buying a hybrid car like in Singapore? How about letting us to buy cars at market price and not the inflated price? How about a decrease in tolls price?

Here comes my last question.... What is the reason that rich IPPs can get multi-million in gas subsidies while we the lowly peasant of Bolehland are made to suffer?

It is time to stop giving us half-ass reasons and excuses and start giving us answers Pak Lah.

Pak Lah's Vision 2020

Pak Lah's 2020 vision after shoving the double whammy of price increases in our face.... turning Malaysia into an Amish Paradise....

What's an Amish you say? Let's hear it from Weird Al then....

Oii Putra-kaya dumbfucks!!

You fucking promise us that you will be going to upgrade the public transportation 2 whole fucking years ago. You fucking promise us that you have a fucking subsidy plan. You fucking promise us that by banning foreigners from the petrol station we can keep our subsidies. Then what happen? You announce a fucking 40% increase in petrol prices.

There you are building all those fucking unnecessary multi-billion corridors and sending some gay cock sucker into space while you deprive us of our subsidies and our basic right of a DECENT public transportation system. How about that motherfucking whooping tax you charge on all vehicles? We had been paying such heavy taxes and yet we can't have our subsidies?

Keep this up and we will make bloody sure that we kick all your motherfucking asses out of your petrol money funded Putra-kaya office pretty soon!

My take on Tibet

This Monty Python clip from their movie Life of Brian is exactly what I think about Tibet:



China had given Tibet so much development these past years and yet the Tibetans insists on gaining independence. Well IMHO, China should give them what they want and let the Tibetans come back begging to join them after 10 years.

Almost there....

After wandering in the wilderness for almost a year I can finally see my destination. I am almost there... A few weeks more and I will be there. Just hope that it is not another freakin' mirage.

Five Hours Before Elections

Today will be the day I cast my first vote in my entire life. Today will be the day I do my part in denying BN a 2/3 majority. I am hoping that several years down the road I will be telling my kids and grandchildren that how me and a few millions of other Malaysians regardless of race came together and vote for a change for Malaysia. And how today is a day where Malaysians send several bloggers into Parliament despite being told several times how we were bunch of lying losers with a 80% majority of jobless females.

Vote for Malaysia... VOTE OPPOSITION!!!

Selamat Berundi and may we make history today!!!

Poor Dr. Chua

Why is a "prominent lawyer" still untouched and is still able to make so much noise to an extent of calling his brother crazy despite being caught on tape for brokering the CJ position and still have the face to deny it while a "prominent politician" is forced to resign just because he is caught on tape having an affair with a woman just because he admit it?

As a rakyat ask yourself, which is worse? Some prominent lawyer fucking with the judicial system of Malaysia, or a prominent politician fucking his "personal friend"?

What is the moral of the story here? You can fuck Malaysia but not someone else other than your wife? Or don't admit to anything eventhough you are caught red handed on tape?

Heroes Season 2 Rants

SPOILER ALERT: This post contains heavy spoilers for the 2nd season of Heroes. You had been warned :-P

Like many Heroes fans out there, I was quite disappointed at how the second season of Heroes played out. I mean the first 2 episodes started out nicely but as soon as it hit the 3rd episode things started to go downhill. Sylar was relegated into a side show, Micah and Monica story-arc serves no purpose and don't even get me started with all the cheesy love stories playing out all at once this season.

Just when all things look bleak for Season 2 things got somewhat interesting when we found out that Takezo Kensei was actually Adam Monroe, the person who founded the company who was also a huge influence of Linderman's 0.07% theory in Season 1. What makes things even more interesting is how Hiro Nakamura is indirectly responsible for everything that ever happened to the world so far and also how the world is going to end in another year's time.

Just when Heroes started to get me interested again, the producers announced that due to the Writer's Strike the season will end with Episode 11. With only one episode to go I was crossing my fingers and hope that Season 2 will end with a cliffhanger and continues with Season 3 as I feel there isn't much build up yet for the Virus story arc to end just yet but unfortunately the think otherwise and ended the story arc at the season finale. Everything in the season finale looks extremely rushed. The showdown between Hiro and Peter sucked badly and Adam Monroe this season's big baddie was relegated badly into nothing more than an extra just to make Hiro Nakamura look good. What is even more frustrating is that they did not tie up the loose ends which leaves more questions than answers such as what happened to Kaitlin? A few minutes ago Peter was so determine to get her back and when things settled down he just forgot all about her? Or where is The Haitian? Just when you think he is going to have an important role this season he disappeared into thin air... again. Why didn't the founders just killed Adam when they knew that blowing his head off will kill him?

After what was a rollercoaster ride that was Season 1, Season 2 is nothing but a Go-kart that refuses to break 30km/h. Let's just hope Heroes can redeem itself next season.

P.S: Who the hell shot Nathan? Hopefully its not Noah if not it will be pretty damn predictable.

Oops my bad...

Gotta thank Sheena for pointing out the part which I had misread in my previous post (which is now deleted btw to save myself from further embarassment :P). Thanks again and apologies to all good doctors (none for the bad ones of course heh)....

Dear Proton (Car with a religion?)

Please don't make us feel stupid more then we are feeling now? Please? As if your Ministers haven't embarrassed us Malaysians enough with this and this, you have to declare to the whole World that you are manufacturing a car that has a religion.

Compare to that retard of an idea, I guess the Persona doesn't seem to stupid after all.

Only in Malaysia, only in Malaysia....

Well why am I not surprise that Anwar is threatened with jail time by the ACA despite being an "agent" of the whistleblower by revealing the Lingam-gate video? After all I was a victim of such "scare" tactics only mine is employed on a "University level" more than a year ago. May God have mercy on us Malaysians.

WTF?

Here's what to expect if you are planning to read The Star today.



World's most luckiest unemployed man (that is if you don't consider being a VP of the fucked up FAM a job that is)... have a quarter page dedicated to his new-born son while the former Prime Minister of Malaysia:



had such a small column that you can't even detect without the magnifying glass.

Look, Khairy ain't no Tom Cruise or is he Brad Pitt... so why on earth does he had a special column dedicated to how his son is named? Mainstream media have nothing better to report than to bodek both the Son-in-Law and the Father-in-law? No wonder people rather read blogs... Let's just pray that the Tun don't read the newspapers today.

Of Cops and Priorities

In elsewhere in the World whenever a sick and disgusting murder like Nurin's case occur, the first thing the cops will do is catch that sick bastard and put him behind bars as soon as possible. Unfortunately for all of us, this is Malaysia. Where the cops main priority is to charge the victim's parents first and think about the murderer later.

If that's not enough you have other 3rd World Ministers endorsing which defies all logic. Just when you think that Ministers putting the blame on women for snatch thefts and rape cases is disgusting, this my dear Malaysians is a whole new fucking level of how low our government is willing to go to screw us all.

I guess we are so fucked that even Turkey declares that they do not want to be Malaysia. Syabas BN! Hmmm... guess I will place Turkey under my "places-to-runaway-to-in-case-Malaysia-is-seriously-screwed" list.

50th Merdeka... Is there anything left to celebrate anymore?

Crime rates..... Prosecution and detainment of bloggers..... Demonizing a local born music genius for expressing his views..... fledging economy.... racial segregation is at its peak and the powers that be seems more interested to keep it that way instead of uniting us....

Even when our athletes are competing in international tournaments I find myself hoping that they will lose so that they can free themselves from being yet another photo-op for some attention whoring politicians... or worse helping the ruling parties in their campaigns. Even National Day is nothing but a sorry excuse for ministers to place their face on banners in public places.

There is truly nothing left for us Malaysians to celebrate anymore come this National Day....

Sandiwara in the making Part 2

God bless MCA for two great plays that they had produced for specially for us Malaysian Chinese over the past few weeks. Just when I thought that only Yasmin Ahmad is the only capable film maker in this country, MCA have to just come along and prove me wrong. To those who had missed it, here's a recap on two of these two great films produced by MCA:

Namewee

Starring: Doctor Chua, Various Ministers, with cameo appearance by Namewee

This is perhaps one of the best film I had seen this year. The story all started out about a little boy who is so unsatisfied with what is going on and decided to express his feelings through his talents which happens to be music. It became an instant hit overnight with critics praising him and he gain many fans. All seem to go well for this boy until the villain of the story which starred various ministers decided to go into overkill by suing his ass off for a rule which will be custom made later just for him.

Just when all hope seems lost for this little boy, a superhero doctor by the name of Dr. Chua decided to come in and save the day acting as a mobile condom and shielding him from the deadly Seditious Act virus that he is prone to get. Credit goes to Dr Chua for his awesome acting skills for making this play a success. Not many actors can act out this role with such drama and not laughing at how freakin' silly it is at the same time. Currently this play is still playing in all your local papers nearly on a daily basis. So do catch it if you had missed the first few episodes.

Overall Rating: 4.5 stars out of 5



Where's the Translation? (A Malaysian sequel to the movie Lost in Translation)

Starring: Datuk Liow with cameo appearance by The Son-In-Law®

In perhaps one of the best play that had ever been produced by any local production companies, Where's the Translation is perhaps one of the best ever. It all started out slowly in a simple yet touching scene about a man giving a speech to the people. Just when you think this is what this play is over, WHAM! it hit you like a speeding train with its moving climax with Datuk Liow giving a fiery speech while holding a book directing at everybody's favourite Son-In-Law® while he was watching. The play ended with The Son-In-Law® saying that he don't understand what Datuk Liow is saying as his fiery speech was in another language which leaves the audience roaring with laughter.

Overall rating: 5 stars out of 5. The transition from a serious flick into a full blown comedy is flawless. It really takes someone way above the likes of Stephen Chow to do it. Kudos MCA!


Thank you MCA for these entertainment to turn us away from our countries grave problems. After all we the people do need to take our minds off the soaring crime rates and many other problems eating up our country.

Do check out Part 1 of this post here.

Government nothing better to do?

You know our country is going to hell when the Cabinet is not discussing about the rising crime rates, the not-so-feel-good economy, racism or the rotting education system but about a Youtube video which is about a guy singing our national anthem in a much different way then it is suppose to?

Our country is rotting right in front of our eyes and all these Ministers are talking about Youtube and a guy who is expressing his frustration with his great talents? I am not trying to be rude here my dear Yang Berhormat's, Datuk's, Tan Sri's or any other God-knows-what title you gave yourself just to make your penis sounds longer, for God's sake-or-what-ever-you-believe-in please do your job and stop discussing meaningless shit in your cabinet meetings? Well even if you do want to continue to discuss shit in your meetings PLEASE DON'T PUBLICIZE IT IN YOUR NEWSPAPERS and insult our intelligence.

Do you guys even care about the crime rates? Do you guys even care whether the rakyat suffer due to the ever increasing inflation rates in our daily necessities? Had you ever wondered why Malaysians always seek to migrate whenever they had a chance?

Now if you'll excuse me, I will be looking at the World map.....

In Loving Memory....

Time flies and it had been one year since you left. To a friend that I loved but neglected when he is still alive, a friend that lend a helping hand when I am in need, a friend whom I will forever remember in heart.... May you find never ending happiness wherever you are and may you find peace there.

Goodbye again my dear friend, and yes I still miss you and I guess a lot of us still do. Til' we meet again.

Sandiwara in the making?

I don't know about you but this scene seems awfully familiar. Boss goes out of town, his managers says something awfully unpopular, the managers' lackeys then push lowly employees here and there in the meantime, boss returns and says something popular, media praises boss for being an uber genius and swept everything under the rug and everything just goes happily ever after and the rakyat will still continue to vote the same way they vote for the past 50 years. Rinse and repeat.

I don't know about you but it seems that step 1, 2 and 3 had been implemented already so far and now all we need to do is wait til' the boss returns to execute the last 2 steps.

This my friends is playing to the gallery at the highest level that no keris wielding man or attention whoring son-in-laws can ever match.

UPDATE: Seems like I am right after all. Mr. Number 1 came back from his holiday and declare this country a "not secular nor Islamic state". Wow... why didn't I think of that?

Disturbing

I find this line in the newspaper today very shocking and disturbing.

" “They are the only aircraft available to carry out operations. We can’t stop using them. We pray that such accidents will not happen again

So right now the only solution to prevent such crashes in the future is to... just pray? Imagine the next time a Nuri crash again don't be surprised if Najib says this:

"We had tried our best to pray but unfortunately it just happens."

Some Updates ^_^

Alright in case any of you are wondering where on earth I had been since I am no where to be found inside or around MMU and even my lack of online presence... I am still pretty much alive ^_^. For most of you had known that I will not graduate (unfortunately) until the end of this year due to two freakin' subjects, I am back in my hometown where the next GTA game will be based on.... Johor Bahru :-P working part time as a remisier's a.k.a stock broker's assistant in... where else... a stock broking firm.

In case you go "WTFZOMGBBQ?" on me and ask how on earth an IT-two-subjects-to-become-a-fresh-grad is working as a remisier's assistant, well simply because that remisier who employed me is my cousin. Well if you are wondering if an IT student can survive in an all-business-no-internet environment, honestly speaking... yes but with lots of screw-ups. You know stuff like mistaking sell for buy and never remind a client that he oversold his shares and stuff like that. But hey, I am thankful my cousin is very patient with me and taught me very well so that I won't screw up....much.

If you are asking me about my pay, well its not much. But hey, the things I learn there beat the hell out of industrial training where I worked like a donkey and learn shit. At least I learn lots of stuffs that most Business students don't even know they exists.

So yeah, I am currently quite happy with my life right now. Nice job, friends are all back in this cowboy town again, Hollywood's summer offering doesn't suck anymore and most importantly I lost some weight ^_^.